Ramble On...
What a wild, wild, wild weekend in College Hoops, WBC, T.O. saga, NFL Free Agency, 24, The Gauntlet and a lot more that is on my mind…
I hope Derrik finally goes home on the Gauntlet. He is such a Mary. What, he thinks he’s so tough for breaking a table?
Alton is the Jim Thorpe of The Gauntlet…he does everything
Another thing about MTV and The Gauntlet --- These people that keep coming back, do they have actual jobs? I mean, are they going to live off these Inferno and Gauntlet programs for the rest of their lives? Take that old dude Mark for example, the one from the first Road Rules cast….he’ll be near his mid 40s in 10 years. How is he going to be able to keep doing these Physical Challenges (as in the words of Marc Summers)
Speaking of which (Double Dare), I bet my family would have taken the obstacle course in Double Dare at least 70% of the time. I think the most troubling part of the obstacle course was finding the flag in the extremely large PB&J.
24 is not living up to par this season. It was nice when they killed off Edgar, now all they need to do is kill of Chloe.
Onto sports….
Congrats to Japan for winning the WBC. I just wish that all the stars had participated in the event which includes but no limited to Hideki Matsui, Vlad, Pedro, Wagner, Hudson etc… Mike Francessa has a pretty good solution for the next WBC for which they cancel the All-Star game and play the WBC during a 10 day period for when the All-Star break would take place, and then cut the season down to 154 games (like the old days). Not a bad idea, but it won’t fly.
Alfonso Soriano needs to stop whining about playing in the outfield. You got traded to a team that already has a second baseman. You are going to make $10 mil this year, you play where they tell you to play. End of story. And then for yesterday’s spring training game, Soriano was penciled in Left Field. But when the Nats took the field, Soriano was no where to be found. If Soriano doesn’t report to the field by Thursday, Nats GM Jimmy Bowden has said he will put Soriano on the DQ List, which means he will be inactive and will not receive any pay. This won’t go over well next year when he becomes a Free Agent, that is, if he becomes a Free Agent, because in order for him to qualify, he needs to play in 93 games this season. Or else he’s stuck with the Nationals next season. So Alfonso, I have one piece of advice for you. You are not bigger than baseball. You are not bigger than the Washington Nationals organization. Get out on the field and do your job. Do what you are being paid to do.
I can’t believe Bud Selig is actually thinking about investigating into Bonds’ use of steroids from 99-2003. You can’t put a witch hunt onto Bonds. No, I do not like him and I, just like 90% of everyone else feels as though he took steroids. But you can’t just investigate Bonds. You need to investigate everyone else who are under the suspicion of tainting the records and taking performance enhancing drugs. And yes, it kills me to say, but that also includes Mark McGwire.
It is being rumored that the new big drug that the players will be taking this upcoming season will be Ritalin. They are testing for “greenies” this season, but won’t be testing for Ritalin. Players will do and take anything to keep them up and going and energized throughout the long baseball season. But hey, Manny will at least be able to make a few bucks on the side selling his stash.
A’s are looking good this year. They are filled with very good arms in the starting rotation (Zito, Harden, Haren, Blanton, Loaiza) and a very good pen and a bright, young, up and coming closer in Huston Street. If the A’s lineup can produce more in the beginning of the season, and get off to a good start unlike their wretched start a year ago, they should be able to clinch the very tough AL West. And don’t worry, I will have a column dedicated to just the baseball season.
I have my first fantasy baseball draft taking place tomorrow night. First two players that should be taken in the draft will be Pujols and A-Rod. After that you are looking at Ortiz, Vlad and Mark Teixeira. I really hope I end up with one of the top 5 picks. I will also have a column dedicated to fantasy baseball and how my drafts went.
T.O. signs with the Dallas Cowboys after the Cowboys released Keyshawn Johnson. I would have loved to of seen Keyshawn and T.O. play together. See some cat fights between the two, fighting over who doesn’t get enough love from Drew Bledsoe. But this could be a very good signing for the Cowboys as long as the Tuna can keep him in line. Should be interesting.
Culpepper was traded to the Dolphins last week. I agree that he is an upgrade at QB, but what makes everyone think that Culpepper makes the Dolphins instant contenders? He wasn’t very good last year with the Vikings. His knee can go at any time. I just don’t understand all the hype. Yes, he makes them better, but instant title contender? We’ll see.
Nets are on a 5 game winning streak. I don’t think there is a streakier team in the NBA than my beloved NJ Nets. Vince doesn’t show up for every game, and when he stinks up the joint with his atrocious shot selection, he then falls down and blames his back for giving out quicker than it takes Joe Paterno to forget where he’s at. Coach Frank needs to allow RJ to start taking big shots in big opportunities. He wants that responsibility, I think its time to give it to him.
Speaking of the Nets, I was at the game on Sunday, and my buddy Jimmy and I attended a Nets autograph session. But of course, as I called it, the Nets donated the 2 worst players to sign at this autograph session, Zoran Planinic and the new guy, whatever his name is (he literally can not speak English). But good thing they at least Chocolate Thunder Darryl Dawkins signing as well. As my buddy Jimmy stated “Chocolate Thunder couldn’t stop the boos, but he at least stopped a riot from breaking out”
Quick story on this autograph session. I loathe Zoran. Just 30 minutes earlier, I was leading a chorus of boos towards Zoran when he was in the game, and yelling at Larry to take him out and that we, the fans, wanted an explanation for why he was in the game and getting important minutes. (For the record, Zoran shot 2-7 from the field and 2-6 from the free-throw line.) Anyway, I brought a ball with me to get signed, hoping that even if the Big 3 weren’t signing, I was at least hoping for either Nenad, or Jacque Vaughan, or Uncle Cliff or even Scott Padgett. But I knew for some reason we’d get stuck with Zoran. But I was at least happy Chocolate Thunder was signing (like Jimmy said, no riot broke out). So Zoran is the first player to sign, but I didn’t want him to devalue the ball. So I passed over a booklet for him to sign. He looks at me, sees the ball, gives me a dirty look and refuses to smile or say anything to him. I think I offended him. I did the same thing with Nachsalkealkjfa Bomadjlkjt (I don’t remember his name. He just came over in a trade and has played maybe 2 minutes). But then there was Darryl Dawkins. 7’ tall wearing a purple suit. After asking my buddy Jimmy if he “got game”, I told him I wanted to take him, the Darryl Dawkins, in a 1-on-1 game, and that I would out rebound him and outscore him and claim victory over the former NBA star. He didn’t buy it, but instead cracked some jokes and took a picture. Good guy. He at least made it worth while to stand in that line for 30 minutes.
This is the greatest NCAA Tourney that I have been alive for. I can not think of another tourney that has produced more drama than this one taking place now. From Northwestern St. upsetting Iowa on a last second shot, to Bradley upsetting two heavy favorites in Kansas and Pittsburgh, George Mason’s run from beating Michigan St., UNC and Wichita St, now looking to knock off heavy favorite to win the National Championship, UCONN. What a story book tournament for that team. Georgetown has also been impressive, looking to knock off Florida. Just a ton of remarkable stories and games. Let’s hope it can continue.
Until next time….
I hope Derrik finally goes home on the Gauntlet. He is such a Mary. What, he thinks he’s so tough for breaking a table?
Alton is the Jim Thorpe of The Gauntlet…he does everything
Another thing about MTV and The Gauntlet --- These people that keep coming back, do they have actual jobs? I mean, are they going to live off these Inferno and Gauntlet programs for the rest of their lives? Take that old dude Mark for example, the one from the first Road Rules cast….he’ll be near his mid 40s in 10 years. How is he going to be able to keep doing these Physical Challenges (as in the words of Marc Summers)
Speaking of which (Double Dare), I bet my family would have taken the obstacle course in Double Dare at least 70% of the time. I think the most troubling part of the obstacle course was finding the flag in the extremely large PB&J.
24 is not living up to par this season. It was nice when they killed off Edgar, now all they need to do is kill of Chloe.
Onto sports….
Congrats to Japan for winning the WBC. I just wish that all the stars had participated in the event which includes but no limited to Hideki Matsui, Vlad, Pedro, Wagner, Hudson etc… Mike Francessa has a pretty good solution for the next WBC for which they cancel the All-Star game and play the WBC during a 10 day period for when the All-Star break would take place, and then cut the season down to 154 games (like the old days). Not a bad idea, but it won’t fly.
Alfonso Soriano needs to stop whining about playing in the outfield. You got traded to a team that already has a second baseman. You are going to make $10 mil this year, you play where they tell you to play. End of story. And then for yesterday’s spring training game, Soriano was penciled in Left Field. But when the Nats took the field, Soriano was no where to be found. If Soriano doesn’t report to the field by Thursday, Nats GM Jimmy Bowden has said he will put Soriano on the DQ List, which means he will be inactive and will not receive any pay. This won’t go over well next year when he becomes a Free Agent, that is, if he becomes a Free Agent, because in order for him to qualify, he needs to play in 93 games this season. Or else he’s stuck with the Nationals next season. So Alfonso, I have one piece of advice for you. You are not bigger than baseball. You are not bigger than the Washington Nationals organization. Get out on the field and do your job. Do what you are being paid to do.
I can’t believe Bud Selig is actually thinking about investigating into Bonds’ use of steroids from 99-2003. You can’t put a witch hunt onto Bonds. No, I do not like him and I, just like 90% of everyone else feels as though he took steroids. But you can’t just investigate Bonds. You need to investigate everyone else who are under the suspicion of tainting the records and taking performance enhancing drugs. And yes, it kills me to say, but that also includes Mark McGwire.
It is being rumored that the new big drug that the players will be taking this upcoming season will be Ritalin. They are testing for “greenies” this season, but won’t be testing for Ritalin. Players will do and take anything to keep them up and going and energized throughout the long baseball season. But hey, Manny will at least be able to make a few bucks on the side selling his stash.
A’s are looking good this year. They are filled with very good arms in the starting rotation (Zito, Harden, Haren, Blanton, Loaiza) and a very good pen and a bright, young, up and coming closer in Huston Street. If the A’s lineup can produce more in the beginning of the season, and get off to a good start unlike their wretched start a year ago, they should be able to clinch the very tough AL West. And don’t worry, I will have a column dedicated to just the baseball season.
I have my first fantasy baseball draft taking place tomorrow night. First two players that should be taken in the draft will be Pujols and A-Rod. After that you are looking at Ortiz, Vlad and Mark Teixeira. I really hope I end up with one of the top 5 picks. I will also have a column dedicated to fantasy baseball and how my drafts went.
T.O. signs with the Dallas Cowboys after the Cowboys released Keyshawn Johnson. I would have loved to of seen Keyshawn and T.O. play together. See some cat fights between the two, fighting over who doesn’t get enough love from Drew Bledsoe. But this could be a very good signing for the Cowboys as long as the Tuna can keep him in line. Should be interesting.
Culpepper was traded to the Dolphins last week. I agree that he is an upgrade at QB, but what makes everyone think that Culpepper makes the Dolphins instant contenders? He wasn’t very good last year with the Vikings. His knee can go at any time. I just don’t understand all the hype. Yes, he makes them better, but instant title contender? We’ll see.
Nets are on a 5 game winning streak. I don’t think there is a streakier team in the NBA than my beloved NJ Nets. Vince doesn’t show up for every game, and when he stinks up the joint with his atrocious shot selection, he then falls down and blames his back for giving out quicker than it takes Joe Paterno to forget where he’s at. Coach Frank needs to allow RJ to start taking big shots in big opportunities. He wants that responsibility, I think its time to give it to him.
Speaking of the Nets, I was at the game on Sunday, and my buddy Jimmy and I attended a Nets autograph session. But of course, as I called it, the Nets donated the 2 worst players to sign at this autograph session, Zoran Planinic and the new guy, whatever his name is (he literally can not speak English). But good thing they at least Chocolate Thunder Darryl Dawkins signing as well. As my buddy Jimmy stated “Chocolate Thunder couldn’t stop the boos, but he at least stopped a riot from breaking out”
Quick story on this autograph session. I loathe Zoran. Just 30 minutes earlier, I was leading a chorus of boos towards Zoran when he was in the game, and yelling at Larry to take him out and that we, the fans, wanted an explanation for why he was in the game and getting important minutes. (For the record, Zoran shot 2-7 from the field and 2-6 from the free-throw line.) Anyway, I brought a ball with me to get signed, hoping that even if the Big 3 weren’t signing, I was at least hoping for either Nenad, or Jacque Vaughan, or Uncle Cliff or even Scott Padgett. But I knew for some reason we’d get stuck with Zoran. But I was at least happy Chocolate Thunder was signing (like Jimmy said, no riot broke out). So Zoran is the first player to sign, but I didn’t want him to devalue the ball. So I passed over a booklet for him to sign. He looks at me, sees the ball, gives me a dirty look and refuses to smile or say anything to him. I think I offended him. I did the same thing with Nachsalkealkjfa Bomadjlkjt (I don’t remember his name. He just came over in a trade and has played maybe 2 minutes). But then there was Darryl Dawkins. 7’ tall wearing a purple suit. After asking my buddy Jimmy if he “got game”, I told him I wanted to take him, the Darryl Dawkins, in a 1-on-1 game, and that I would out rebound him and outscore him and claim victory over the former NBA star. He didn’t buy it, but instead cracked some jokes and took a picture. Good guy. He at least made it worth while to stand in that line for 30 minutes.
This is the greatest NCAA Tourney that I have been alive for. I can not think of another tourney that has produced more drama than this one taking place now. From Northwestern St. upsetting Iowa on a last second shot, to Bradley upsetting two heavy favorites in Kansas and Pittsburgh, George Mason’s run from beating Michigan St., UNC and Wichita St, now looking to knock off heavy favorite to win the National Championship, UCONN. What a story book tournament for that team. Georgetown has also been impressive, looking to knock off Florida. Just a ton of remarkable stories and games. Let’s hope it can continue.
Until next time….
